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[snoring]
[clock ringing]

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[upbeat music]

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[Jon humming happily]

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This is my last decent pair of shorts.

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Where's my voice recorder?

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-[Garfield snoring]
-[clearing throat]

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Don't forget to buy new underwear.

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Never mind underwear.

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Don't forget to feed your beloved cat.

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Garfield,
I'm taking Liz out for the evening.

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[Garfield] In that case,

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don't forget to put on pants.

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I don't have time to cook,
so I'll order something for you.

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What would you like?

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[gasp] This is like a dozen
different take-out menus!

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I want beef tostadas
from the Mexican place,

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moo goo gai pan and ribs
from the Chinese place,

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pastrami on rye and potato salad...

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You may have one meal from one place.

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[shocked] One?

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[crash]

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[gasp] He's trying to starve me.

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I won't make it...

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[coughing]

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One meal from one restaurant.

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That's all I can afford.

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Now, make your selection.

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You're a cruel man, Jon Arbuckle.

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One dinner.

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It's barbaric.

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[Odie mutters]

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Don't distract me, Odie.

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I have to make the most important
decision of my life.

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Cheeseburger? Falafel? Scallops?

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[sigh] No matter what I pick,
I won't get enough food.

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Wouldn't you like a delicious,
piping-hot pizza?

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Hello?

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I am Vito, owner of Vito's Pizzeria.

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You could order this masterpiece
delivered to your home tonight.

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Yeah, but I'd only get one...

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[Vito] Our delivery is super fast!

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If your pizza isn't at your door
in twenty minutes,

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your order is free!

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Free?

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That's right, I said free!

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Idea!

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[Vito] So call this number right now!

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[Odie moans]

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One pepperoni pizza, as requested.

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[composing number]

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[Vito] Vito's Pizzeria!

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Vito speaking!

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[activating recorder]

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Hi, Vito, this is Jon Arbuckle.

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Please send over
one pepperoni pizza

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and charge it to my credit card.

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Right away, Signore Arbuckle!

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Well, your pizza will be here soon.

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I'm sorry I could only get you one meal.

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We'll see about that.

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[cheerful music]

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Hmm, Vito's Pizza.

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I wonder if Liz
is in the mood for Italian food.

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[Odie mutters]

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[Odie mutters]

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Not now, Odie, I have work to do.

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[disappointed moan]

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[Vito grunts]

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[tire screeching]

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-[intriguing music]
-[Garfield singing to himself]

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[panting]

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Wow!

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What is going on here?

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[Garfield laughing]

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[Garfield] Nineteen minutes
and forty two seconds,

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nineteen minutes
and forty three seconds...

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[struggling]

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[crashing sound]

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[moaning in pain]

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Oh...

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-[doorbell]
-[laughing cheerfully]

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Sorry, twenty minutes, eight seconds.

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Pizza is free.

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Oh...

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[door slams]

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[satisfied sigh]

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[Odie whines]

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Oh, you wanted some?

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Well, fear not, pup.

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There's more where that came from.

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[Odie gasps]

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Let's see here.

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Playback!

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[phone ringing]

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Vito's Pizzeria.

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Vito speaking.

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[Jon recorded] Hi, Vito,
this is Jon Arbuckle.

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Please send over one pepperoni pizza
and charge it to my credit card.

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On my way, Signore Arbuckle!

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[intriguing music]

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Let's see...

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Which house has all
those annoying Chihuahuas?

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Ah, this one.

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[Chihuahuas whining]

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[barking]

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[door squeaking]

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Here, boys! Smell the pizza box!

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[sniffing]

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[hip-hop playing in the car]

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[Garfield laughing]

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[Chihuahuas barking]

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[upbeat music]

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[Vito sighs]

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[tires screeching]

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[Chihuahuas barking]

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[barking]

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[barking]

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[Garfield laughs]

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I will go in the back way so as to avoid
that horrible front walkway!

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[panting]

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Ah, I am here with minutes to spare!

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[barking]

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[angry barking]

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[dramatic music]

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[Garfield] Gee, where is
that pizza delivery man?

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-Oh, I hope he's here in time.
-[fighting sounds]

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[wheezing]

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Just missed it.

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[chuckles]

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[cheerful music]

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Vito should be back
at his restaurant by now.

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[phone ringing]

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Vito's Pizzeria.

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Vito speaking, I think.

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[Jon recorded] Don't forget
to buy new underwear.

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Hi, Vito, this is Jon Arbuckle.

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Please send over one pepperoni pizza
and charge it to my credit card.

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Right away, Signore Arbuckle!

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[tires screeching]

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[Chihuahuas barking]

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[intriguing music]

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Detour?

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But...but...

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Even with the detour,

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I'll still get this pizza there
in less than twenty minutes.

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[horns]

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[doorbell]

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[tick-tock]

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[door slams]

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[calling]

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Hi, Vito, this is Jon Arbuckle.

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Please send over one pepperoni pizza...

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[Vito grunts]

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I will get this pizza there on time.

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Or maybe not.

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Twenty seven minutes, nine seconds.

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You're really slipping now.

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[door slams]

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So much bad luck.

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I do not know
how things could get any worse.

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Oh, no!

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Hi, Vito, this is Jon Arbuckle.

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Please send over one pepperoni pizza
and charge it to my credit card.

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[Vito laughs madly]

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[police siren]

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Oh, no!

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-[doorbell]
-[Garfield laughing]

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[door slams]

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...one pepperoni pizza
and charge it to my credit card.

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[siren]

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Oh, oh, oh...

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Haaaaa!

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[struggling]

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Vito, when you get a chance,
could we have some more breadsticks?

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-[phone ringing]
-Sure thing, Mr. Arbuckle.

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I used to be so good
at delivering pizzas.

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-What has happened to me?
-[phone ringing]

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Vito's Pizzeria.

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Vito speaking.

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[Jon recorded] Hi, Vito,
this is Jon Arbuckle.

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Please send over one pepperoni pizza
and charge it to my credit card.

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I know, I know.

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One pepperoni pizza
and charge it to your credit card.

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Right away, Mr. Arbuckle.

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Vito, don't forget our breadsticks!

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In a minute, Mr. Arbuckle!

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First, I have to make a pizza
to deliver to Mr. Arbuckle!

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[intriguing music]

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Wait a minute...

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How could Mr. Arbuckle
order a pizza from home when he's...

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I smell a sneaky type pussycat!

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Please send over one pepperoni pizza
and charge it to my credit card.

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[Garfield laughing]

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Please send over one pepperoni pizza
and charge it to my credit card.

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I wonder if I can edit this to say
"sausage and mushroom?"

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-I'm getting a little tired of pepperoni.
-[doorbell]

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[doorbell]

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Forty two minutes?

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[sigh] He isn't even trying.

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Guess it took him a while
to get through the quicksand.

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Sorry, Vito.

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Another free pizza.

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-[dropping sound]
-[broken glass]

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[dramatic music]

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[cuckoo clock]

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[Vito grunts]

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[dish washing sounds]

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-[sigh]
-[Odie mutters]

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How much longer do I have to do this?

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[Jon recorded] Garfield, don't come home
until you've earned enough to pay Vito.

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I should have ordered Chinese food...

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[Jon recorded] Garfield, don't come home
until you've earned enough to pay Vito.

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[sighing and panting]

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[upbeat music]

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00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,360
Subtitling: ECLAIR